when keeping it real could go wrong
yesterday, i decided to finally make that step.... to the waxing salon. i thought i'd make an attempt to step my maintenance game up and just get the stuff waxed off. on a scale from 1-10, i'd give it a 5.5: not too bad, not a piece of cake - but above average on the pain factor. ouch! it's almost summer, so ladies check out "skin beauty spa," it's on capital hill and the people there are amazing!
on to the drama... it was snowing, but i was determined to make my appointment. i had an 11:30am appointment, it was 10:45am and i was backing into a parking spot that i noticed i missed. as soon as i started backing into the spot, a white suv with a broken side mirror zooms in - through the snow - to take the spot. well, i have a temper - so needless to say i was heated! this twirk sits in the car - i get out and yell at the dude (forgive me for being rude). the twirk gets out of his car and says - "oh - i didn't see you. sorry" yeah right. i said something i won't repeat on this blog and twirk states, "yes - i am every name you just called me"
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! i was soooo sooo close to doing so many things to that car and him! let's see - egg it, write profanities on his back window, pour soda across the windshield, whatever - you name it; all wild and crazy things. i'm a law student, so i went there - i thought of every possible charge i would have to face and what damages i would be responsible for (including that f'd up side view mirror).
fortunately, i had an appointment to make - but at first when i was getting waxed "down there," i plotted: i thought about all the horrible things i could do.... however after the first few yanks, my mind went elsewhere. i got over the car situation. big deal - it's only a parking spot asshole. haha.
now i will say this: it's black history month and i'm not about promoting violence. fortunately for him, i didn't spend my morning watching roots, rosewood, or god forbid - mississippi burning.. the outcome could have been totally different...
and to make light of this whole experience, a clip from chappelle's show:
on to the drama... it was snowing, but i was determined to make my appointment. i had an 11:30am appointment, it was 10:45am and i was backing into a parking spot that i noticed i missed. as soon as i started backing into the spot, a white suv with a broken side mirror zooms in - through the snow - to take the spot. well, i have a temper - so needless to say i was heated! this twirk sits in the car - i get out and yell at the dude (forgive me for being rude). the twirk gets out of his car and says - "oh - i didn't see you. sorry" yeah right. i said something i won't repeat on this blog and twirk states, "yes - i am every name you just called me"
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! i was soooo sooo close to doing so many things to that car and him! let's see - egg it, write profanities on his back window, pour soda across the windshield, whatever - you name it; all wild and crazy things. i'm a law student, so i went there - i thought of every possible charge i would have to face and what damages i would be responsible for (including that f'd up side view mirror).
fortunately, i had an appointment to make - but at first when i was getting waxed "down there," i plotted: i thought about all the horrible things i could do.... however after the first few yanks, my mind went elsewhere. i got over the car situation. big deal - it's only a parking spot asshole. haha.
now i will say this: it's black history month and i'm not about promoting violence. fortunately for him, i didn't spend my morning watching roots, rosewood, or god forbid - mississippi burning.. the outcome could have been totally different...
and to make light of this whole experience, a clip from chappelle's show:
happy monday!
posted by dcsavvystar at 27.2.07
7 Comments:
I'm interested in this "skin beauty spa" place. The salon i've been going to is great - but really expensive. How was the woman who was doing the waxing? Attention to detail? Too chatty?
Too expensive? Clean?
Details please :)
Thanks DCSavvy!
I'll def. be checking it out. :)
Not to mention it's about 20 bucks cheaper than my place. I'm always up for a bargain...
LOL. Well at least ol' boy didn't get out the car and jump bad and all into your face like he wanted to fight, cuz sometimes it can go there too.
Woah, you got out of the car?(lol) I've been tempted to do that, but I haven't gone there yet, although I didn't get into a "War of the Middle Fingers" with a woman in Rock Creek Park one morning a couple of years ago. Both of our arms were out of our windows and we were waving them high and proud like crazy.(lololol)
Woah, you got out of the car?(lol) I've been tempted to do that, but I haven't gone there yet, although I didn't get into a "War of the Middle Fingers" with a woman in Rock Creek Park one morning a couple of years ago. Both of our arms were out of our windows and we were waving them high and proud like crazy.(lololol)
yes - i know i lost my mind. i don't mean any harm, but it was in a rough part of town - anything could have happened.. but i was soo pissed! and aly , you are correct! lol i could have been that mcmissle lady's cell mate...
Time Haters! I LOVE IT!! LOL Can you tell I dont have cable, and have only seen 2 sketches of the Dave Chapple show?? (And that includes this clip, lol).
L
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