maury.maury.maury - dna gone wild
i'm at home sick with strep. it's all good, b/c i've watched 3 dna episodes of maury this morning. i've seen "3 men, one father," "i'm 38 - are you my father," and "1 woman 10 men." sick shit, right? yes - i should be embarressed... i know i know. ANYWAY...
my favorite quote of today's shows comes from quanay who wore purple braids and silver thigh high boots: "i can eat him up with 1 verb and break him down with 4 pronouns" (i don't quite get that, but oh well) OH and YES, loronzo was the father - his fiance tanella told quanay, "get over it, bounce and kick rocks!" dayum! all this over a man with a mouth full of gold who won't take responsibility for HIS kid.
in leiu of all this great american tv i am absorbing on my sick couch, i present - the clip of the week..... enjoy!
my favorite quote of today's shows comes from quanay who wore purple braids and silver thigh high boots: "i can eat him up with 1 verb and break him down with 4 pronouns" (i don't quite get that, but oh well) OH and YES, loronzo was the father - his fiance tanella told quanay, "get over it, bounce and kick rocks!" dayum! all this over a man with a mouth full of gold who won't take responsibility for HIS kid.
in leiu of all this great american tv i am absorbing on my sick couch, i present - the clip of the week..... enjoy!
happy friday.
4 Comments:
Man, these fools are laughable. I never feel bad for the baby daddies and mamas involved. I feel sorriest for the children. You know some hoodrat relative is going to be like, "Girrrrrrl, when you was little you be on Maury, cuz ain't no one know who yo daddy was! And I taped it too, look!"
Tsk-tsk-tsk.
yeah i feel bad for the kids too b/c they put their picture all up on the screen so they can get talked about at school! what the hell! lol
"get over it, bounce and kick rocks!" Too damn funny!!!! I hope you feel better!
Hilarious...I love watching Maury sometimes.
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